August 28, 2009 | 6:24pm ET
“It’s with some sadness and great relief to tell you that I quit Oasis tonight. People will write and say what they like, but I simply could not go on working with Liam a day longer… Apologies to all the people who bought tickets for the shows in Paris, Konstanz and Milan.” — Noel Gallagher (via oasisnet.com).
In other news, Oasis reunion rumors will begin next week.
