February 17, 2010 | 3:00pm ET
To: Stephen Tyler, frontman of the band Aerosmith
Subject: Regarding the recent announcement that Aersomith will be playing two music festivals this summer — the Download Festival in Donington Park, UK & the Sweden Rock Festival in SÃ¶lvesborg, Sweden — with frontman Steven Tyler.
Dear Mr. Tyler:
Thank you for wasting everybody’s time!
Have a great rest of the week!