To: Stephen Tyler, frontman of the band Aerosmith
CC: Aerosmith
Subject: Regarding the recent announcement that Aersomith will be playing two music festivals this summer — the Download Festival in Donington Park, UK & the Sweden Rock Festival in Sölvesborg, Sweden — with frontman Steven Tyler.

Dear Mr. Tyler:

Thank you for wasting everybody’s time!

Have a great rest of the week!