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A Collection of Songs Made Awesome by Film, TV, and Humanity

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    Songs Made Awesome

    Consequence of Sound Editor-in-Chief Michael Roffman began our feature A Collection of Songs Ruined by Film, TV, and Humanity with the following observation: “Influence is a bastard, a rugged dog, waiting on a street corner with gnarled teeth. Once that mutt clenches down, it leaves behind a hideous scar — a reminder.” The point being that while a song may remain the same, our notion of it can be changed by the different ways we experience it.

    In that instance, we talked about how film, TV, and anything else we could think of had forever ruined certain songs for us. But there are two sides to every Schwartz, Lone Starr. So, consider this our attempt to shelve our requisite Internet pessimism for just a bit. Here is a collection of songs made awesome by film, TV, and whatever else people may do. So, yeah, influence may still be a bastard and a rugged dog waiting on a street corner. But, you know, sometimes that dog waits with puppy kisses instead of gnarled teeth. Quick, now read before we become miserable jerks again.

    –Matt Melis
    Senior Editor

    “Woke Up This Morning” by Alabama 3

    Made Awesome By: The Sopranos opening theme

    Since Tony Soprano first emerged from the Lincoln Tunnel in 1999, every red-blooded American male with an HBO subscription has fantasized about being the brutish, yet likable mob boss. (Hell, one therapist friend of mine suggested that the show actually spiked his business; either that or maybe our parents really did fuck us up that badly.) For my part, I drove around rural Pennsylvania in my parents’ SUV, blowing smoke rings into my rearview while pumping the show’s badass theme, “Woke Up This Morning” by UK collective Alabama 3. One problem, though. The track—off A3’s Exile on Coldharbour Lane—sounded nothing like the show’s opening. Sure, the song was there, but it was buried beneath a nearly two-minute spoken-word intro, a cowboy rap, and enough tedious lulls to make Tony call the band a bunch of cocksuckers (or bloodsuckers if we’re talking A&E reruns). Even the “Chosen One Mix”—the one used for the show—isn’t much better. Truth is, “Woke Up This Morning” isn’t worth getting out of bed for outside of that incredible 1:34 opening sequence. —Matt Melis

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