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Who Are the Most Evil Musicians of All Time? Round One.

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    “Evil, why have you engulfed so many hearts…
    Evil, why have you destroyed so many minds…
    Leaving room for darkness, where lost dreams can hide.”
    -Stevie Wonder

    As nights grow longer, days fall shorter, and the crisp October air chills, the presence of evil lurks about. Whether it’s down a silent alley, squashed underneath our beds, or behind that lonesome trash can rattling in the wind, its power is felt and understood. Sometimes, though, evil surfaces when we’re least expecting it — like, say, in our music.

    Songs, albums, artwork, music videos… they’ve all frozen our bones in the past. Where they all lead to, however, is what we really should fear: the musicians. More often than not, it’s the songwriter that draws the most ire, spreading terror outside of their music and into our world, where we can only shake our heads in disbelief (and sometimes disgust).

    That’s why for this year’s Halloween season Consequence of Sound is leaving it up to you, the reader, to seek out said evil yourselves. Over the last week, our staff has pared down a list of eight names from 60 possible suitors; those we feel could rub shoulders with the very oogiest of boogeymen. Who is the most evil? Who stares deepest into our souls? You must decide.

    Fortunately for you, the decision is as simple as a one-click vote on each match up. We’ll provide our arguments for each name, and you’l have one week to decide until the next bracket begins the following Thursday. If all goes according to plan, the final victor will officially be feared on October 31st.

    So, lock your doors, bolt your windows and turn off the lights… and then vote.

    Phil Spector vs. GG Allin

    spector Who Are the Most Evil Musicians of All Time? Round One.Phil Spector is a mad genius who could never lose that lovin’ feelin’. Unfortunately, the objects of his affections tend to be high powered firearms and femme fatales that refused to just be his baby. The 73 year old producer extraordinaire and innovative mind behind the wall of sound recording technique is currently serving 19 to life for the fatal 2003 shooting of actress Lana Clarkson within his palatial estate. Spector argued that this scenario of ultra violence was not murder but instead an accidental suicide brought on by Clarkson’s fondness for “kissing his gun.”

    Regardless of which story you believe, Spector’s outlandish behavior, violent mood swings, predilection for bullets have all been part of his modus operandi for decades. Never content to just let it be, Spector placed a heavy amount of drive into years of shooting up recording studios, bullying artists to achieve musical perfection, and donning preposterous wigs to cover scars left over from the 700 restorative cranial stitches he suffered in a 1974 car accident. If that’s not a supervillain origin story then I don’t know what is. –Dan Pfleegor

    ggallin Who Are the Most Evil Musicians of All Time? Round One.Born Jesus Christ Allin, after his father claimed the Son of God visited him in a dream, GG Allin, the Madman of Manchester (New Hampshire), was anything but anointed, unless of course you’re talking about covering oneself in blood and fecal matter. Called “uncontrollable, uncompromising and vicious” by his own band members, Allin fronted various acts all with subversive or shocking names: The Jabbers, The Cedar Street Sluts, The Scumfucs, and The Texas Nazis.

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    Addicted to heroin and alcohol, Allin took to consuming laxatives as he regularly began defecating on stage during his performances, often rubbing the feces on himself or throwing it on the audience he consistently attacked. His mantra? “With GG, you don’t get what you expect—you get what you deserve.” Every Halloween, he threatened to kill himself (only to get arrested every year), until he finally did, albeit by an accidental overdose of heroin, in the summer of ‘93. –Len Comaratta

    Chief Keef vs. Courtney Love

    chiefkeef Who Are the Most Evil Musicians of All Time? Round One.At only 18 years old, Keith Cozart, a.k.a. Chief Keef, has a rap sheet that’s longer than his discography, having been arrested for heroin distribution, pointing loaded guns at cops, violating his parole, and going two times the speed limit with too many passengers in the car. The Chicago emcee was also investigated in connection with the murder of Lil JoJo, a fellow local rapper who was part of a rival gang, following a series of tweets that mocked his death.

    With promising cosigns from artists like Kanye West and Birdman, the “I Don’t Like” rapper has a lot of time and plenty of opportunities to save face, but he’s yet to show any interest in doing so. In the meantime, his own Glory Boyz Entertainment label continues to grow, leaving us to speculate where the career of this troubled rapper/security risk might end up. –Pat Levy

    courtneylove Who Are the Most Evil Musicians of All Time? Round One.Widow to Kurt Cobain, former Hole singer, and freight train of madness Courtney Love has derailed countless times in her long-storied career. Her erratic personality and litany of substance abuse problems have created a sordid melting pot of chaos, which has boiled over from bad to really bad to out of control. In the past, she’s lost custody of her child, Frances Bean Cobain, attempted suicide multiple times, and attacked celebrities and fans both verbally and physically.

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    Reckless, tragic, and unpredictable don’t even begin to describe Love. Google her name and “crazy moments” and you’ll find more than a dozen lists all with various jaw-dropping stories, from being accused of killing her daughter’s pets to almost bashing a journalist’s head in with Quentin Tarantino’s Oscar. In the words of Johnny Carson, it’s all “wild and wacky stuff,” but whether or not she’s pure evil…well, that’s up for debate. Personally? She’s an anti-hero I’ve fallen in love with. –Michael Roffman

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