Despite (or perhaps because of) 2016’s general awfulness, the globe tuned into nearly six billion hours of porn on Pornhub last year, which roughly translates into about 191 million days. The website crunched their data further to reveal some of their users most searched terms (“celebrity sex tape”, “cartoon”) and categories (“school”, “teen”). The most interesting results, however, might be the celebrity searches.
According to Pornhub, a bunch of horny people keyed Beyoncé (2.7 million), Kanye West (597,000), and Prince (213,000) when looking for a good time. Kim Kardashian led the celebrity pack, attracting a whopping 28.8 million, err, eyeballs. The most disturbing takeaway from the data is that 3.6 million human beings turned to Donald Trump in their time of sexual need. Imagine half of the population of New York City logging onto Pornhub to cue this up:
Maybe cascading chins and sexual predators are your thing, I don’t know. Anyways, check out the full celebrity search results below. Esquire’s got more breakdowns here.
